The fucking forest

So there I fucking was, In the god damn shitty ass forest who no one even gives a fuck about. It was fucking dark I almost shit my god damn retarded pants. I was alone because everyone was a stupid little pussy who like noobs. And then I saw this shit with long retarded arms because he's stupid as shit and so is life. Because that's how my life came to a retarded end. I'm a ghost RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES, I'M TYPING FROM STUPID LITTLE HEAVEN BECAUSE FUCK.
But anyfuckingways, back to my story. When I saw him, my eyes redundantely gouged out because people are stupid. and so is he, This was the most pathetic death in my axiomatic life. Thank you for reading my fucking story, Go fuck yourself.